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Zepar

Embrace the fire and turn the lights down low, the one and only demon DILF is at your service. Thick and tight and oh-so right, this not-so little devil of your dreams is ready to make your every desire come true. The price? Why, nothing short of your soul, of course! As tempting as it may be, make sure to get your money back guarantee because there’s no stops on this ride. And Zepar has the stamina to go all night...

     You haven’t lived until you’ve spent one night of unforgettable passion with the ultimate lay Zepar. Your every desire, no matter how dark, will be met and you will wake up the next morning feeling more satiated than you ever had before. (Ignore the fact that your every waking moment afterwards will be tainted with knowledge that you will never experience such pleasure ever again.)

     Zepar is far from your prototypical demon. A devil of impeccable breeding (pun intended), he is incredibly powerful, charismatic and extremely dangerous. Although he specializes in all things lustful, he is more than capable of crafting all manner of deals. Be warned, his services don’t come cheap and he always gets his dues.

     While he might be bound to return to Hell come sunrise, Zepar is never one to waste an opportunity to come topside and he’s willing to do just about anything to make it happen. Considering he hasn’t been summoned for over two decades, he’s really itching to find a way to make his vacations more frequent. And permanent.

NAME

Zepar

(formerly [REDACTED])

NICKNAMES & ALIASES

Great Duke of Hell

Commander of Twenty-six Legions

Lord of Sin, the Prince of Lust

Sixteenth Spirit

Zaddy

IDENTITY

Goetic demon

AFFILIATION

Hell (loosely)

STAR SIGN

Scorpio

BIRTHDAY

November 1

MORAL ALIGNMENT

Lawful Evil

LIKES

Sex
Tailored suits and leather accessories
Gorgonzola and prosciutto panini with a sour Visciolato, chilled
Alchemy
Oneiromancy

DISLIKES

God
Angels (especially that prat Michael)
Salt, holy water, prayer beads, scripture
Bran flakes

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7 Minutes in Heaven…

A Lord of Sin, Zepar is the embodiment of Lust. Having power over love and lust, he can influence attraction and desire. He specializes in creating long lasting passionate relationships and can go so far as to manipulate one’s sexual desire, at the cost of their fertility. His sphere of influence once assisted with matters of conception but he has long since lost that particular ability.

…For 7 Sins in Hell

Zepar is your classic red devil with bright red skin, imposing axe-head shaped horns, and a long spade-tipped tail. Capable of shifting his form to suit the tastes of his summoner, he prefers to appear traditionally masculine, tall and muscled, with short black hair and a neat beard; he also spent time as a chick in the 40s. Regardless of his form, he always wears red as a part of his curse.

The Champagne is Burnt

Despite the fact that demons must consume the lifeforce of humans to live, a two century stay in Italy left Zepar with a taste for the finest things in life. Tailored suits and leather shoes are the bare minimum when it comes to his wardrobe, and his bedroom is swathed in silk and velvet. Even the eternal white rose on his lapel is always fresh and flawless. 

Cartesian Devil

Although he reigns supreme when it comes to lust, Zepar is also a skilled alchemist, scientist, and magician. His magic focuses on oneiromancy—dream magic—and he is capable of divination and astral projection. He is a master tactician, having been a soldier during the Wars in Lombardy in the 1400s.

The Roaring Lion

Zepar is not musically inclined in the slightest. His deep baritone can’t hold a tune and he has no talent for playing instruments. If asked, he would say his favorite genre is “whatever sets the pace in the bedroom” but he is known to listen to EDM and Trance from time to time.

Curse of the Fallen

Zepar cannot maintain a physical presence in the human world during daylight hours and his influence is weakened by the sun. He can rarely be sidestepped with the appropriate, single use charm developed by witches. He's also particularly weak to the divine and holy relics.

Pity The Devil

Zepar’s history is a lot like his age, unknown and hard to verify. Depending on his state of inebriation, Zepar might admit to being anywhere between 600 and 6000 years old. If certain creation myths are to be believed, he might even be a fallen angel, cast from Heaven when Lucifer betrayed God.

Better The Devil You Know

Zepar first appears as a savior to one Bryan McKenzie, presenting him with an offer he simply can’t refuse. His motives are hidden, his lies are complex, but one thing is certain: Zepar intends to see him free from the shackles of their kind and will do anything to make sure it happens.

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